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We believe science can cure the world of every human.

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I love it. I am a Grandmama Bear and Mama Bear of a serious Mama Bear. What is the opposite of a Mama Bear of Papa Bear? Son's kids on CDC schedule.

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The Pfizer Covid 19 vaccine wont give you immunity, but sickness and even death is much, much milder.

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We believe until our science slowly kills everyone we're not done.

Our science will kill people before disease will get them.

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Great! Thanks for taking the time to think.

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"Get your boosters until you are dead. Then science wins."

"Science doesn't matter. Virtue signaling does. Be better than your neighbor."

"Science. Putting a smile on every face, with Bell's Palsy."

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See lots of pfizer smiles

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lol fun..

Pfizer Puts You To Rest

Science Will Win Against Art and Humanity.

Until Grammar Makes the Breakthrough, They Aren't Done

We Believe Science Can Cure Every Human from Earth

Science Wants to Cure People More than Propagandists Want to Anthropomorphize

Covid Testing: $0 Cost (and yet we somehow made $84 Billion).

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Pfizer, like Fauci, identifies as science.

So all of those signs remind me of the Seinfeld episode with Jimmy addressing himself in the third person... Replace Science with Pfizer and the hubris is clear.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Apa0nG1OfUc

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Okay finally came up with a few slogans.

- Unleash your inner scientist: question Fauci today.

- Scientists: Is there a gap between appearances and reality?

'- Science v. "The Science:" Which will you choose?

- Bring your brain to the table: Question scientists.

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I'm so fed up with Pf-LIE-zer....I'm at a loss for words. Need to come up with new ones. They seem to have added a whole new dimension to "deception". 🤨

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Die better, with Pfizer

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Pfizer also tortures female horses and kills their male colts in order to get premarin to "help" women with menopause. Totally unnecessary, just more big pharma tyranny.

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I laughed and then felt like crying...the cynicism of these slogans is breathtaking. I hope you asked a few passersby what they thought of them...

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September 8, 2022Edited
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Brilliant. Works 100%.

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September 8, 2022
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Sadly true

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